Camping limericks... no one camps in Nantucket.

[rednekrubbrduck]

Trlrboy
I remember a few from my HS days in upstate NY, done by a comedian named Dr. Dirty, but cann t put them on here for obvious reasons. [;)] Your s is cute.

[AustinBoston]

Trlrboy
There once was a poster named Austin,

Who lived somewhere just south of Boston.

His posts were quite long,

And sometimes were wrong.

But that s not why the boards are now costin .



I hope.



Austin

[cooncreekers]

Trlrboy
There once was a gal from Decatur

whose camping times always came " later"

She stood at the gate

on her Heavenly date

reservations made by her Creator [:D]

[lkw]

Trlrboy
Ha, I haven t thought of/used this in about 40 years or so(thanks for the thread)...



There once was a kid on a bus

who walked in with a face of disgust

he walked strait to the back

Sat down on a tac

and flew out of the bus with a fuss

[rednekrubbrduck]

Trlrboy
There once was a rednek named Duck

Who had a camper and a truck

he married a Kitty

who sure was pretty

and she had a boat, oh what luck.



I know..pretty lame..but the other one that rhymes with luck, and duck, would get me banished. [:)] This is honor of my sweety who s s/n..and CB handle is KCQTKitty (CatsMeow)

[Turn Key]

cooncreekers
" cooncreekers " got my vote for " best" , so far.

[rednekrubbrduck]

Trlrboy
and one time..in band camp...

[greyhounds4me]

Trlrboy
There once was a girl with a dog

who liked to camp high on the hog

she bought her own camper

just so she could pamper

her 2 year old bump on a log

[wiininkwe]

Trlrboy
No one camps in Nantucket,

Cuz gray water can t go in a bucket.

ya must have a tote

or a ticket ll get wrote

and the ground all around will be mucket.

T

[;)]

[bikolee]

wiininkwe
and the ground all around will be mucket.



Yucket[: (]

[gsm x2]

Trlrboy
After many a night in a tent,

waking up cold, wet and bent,

we got us a popup

and now when we wake up,

We say, " Oh that was just heaven sent."



gsm x2

[gsm x2]

Trlrboy
From Pop-Up Urban Legand



The couple pulled into their site

And scurring in even though it s not night

Into the bunk they did climb

Then rolled out like two dimes

Seems their stabilizers were not down right.



gsm x2

[gsm x2]

Trlrboy
ORIGINAL: Jeffrey



There once was a man with a PopUp

He saved his time off for camp’n

His DW dreamed of Koala

She always wasted their time,

And all he wanted to do was go PopUp



But he followed signs the Dealer

The man and dreamin DW

As he said to the man

She is looking for a Can,

But for the Tin Can, Let her Tow it



A Limerick has five lines and two rhymes

They read that way time after time

What we have up above

Is for all those who love

ee cummings and other free verse poets



gsm x2

[CJnRae]

Trlrboy
There once was a camper named Rae

who dreamed of camping both night and day

Her dear hubbie was fine with it

However he gave it a limit

no camping in winter they go.



[8D][8D]



Couldn t let Goose have all the fun![:D]

[cooncreekers]

Trlrboy
there once was a YOUNG gal from decatur

became a grandma much *sooner* than *later*

so, after the shock

she sat down to rock

all those babies that made her mom *great* er



[;)]

[jackgoesthepopup]

Trlrboy
I could put some real good Limmricks in here but Dave would come to my house and wash my computers disc drive out with soap. Right Dave.

[tlhdoc]

Trlrboy
I would like to thank everyone for making me laugh.[:D]

[CJnRae]

Trlrboy
The first time Rae tried to siphon

with a hose as long as a python

she had a strong will

but the source was downhill

now her face, all areddened, she s hidin!





I love my wife!!



CJ

[CJnRae]

Trlrboy
I got one - I got one and it rhymes!!!



This knittin I can t get out of my head

new mittens part white and part red

" Wing" loyalty her best feature,

What a gal, Forestcreature,

when they re on, she won t go to bed!



Not exactly Goose quality - but I rhymed! I rhymed!



Rae

[Honeybee]

Trlrboy
In dreams of camping together,

It matters not what is the weather,

Making hot dogs and smores,

With friends galore,

I sleep light as a feather.

[Honeybee]

Trlrboy
I m sitting at work and thinking,

Into a blue funk I am sinking,

It s cold outside,

Inside I ll reside,

Till spring, then I can go camping[:D]

[Ab Diver]

Honeybee
I just can t believe they are gone...

our limericks have up and moved on!

Just the two early pages

from our PUT forum sages

are left-- where did they abscond?

[ForestCreature]

Honeybee
As posted yesterday before it disappeared.............



Now that it s been pionted out

Our limerics used to be throughout

All of my limerics have gone away

It has been so much fun to play

I m going to the corner to pout[:(]





(The sad part is I had them all on paper, but threw them out last week)

[Trlrboy]

Honeybee
Hey Dave what s up with this thread?

We posted but they re long gone and dead.

This thread should be longer,

With posts so much stronger,

Are you jealous of what s in our head?

[ForestCreature]

Honeybee
The Moderator did a great job

Hunting down the poor slob

It appears Jeffrey hit delete

Taking them all with, in defeat

It is all very macabre

[Gamecock Camper]

Honeybee
And now we are up to page two,

I don t know what we should do,

We were up to page eight,

and all was so great,

But something, somehow came unglued.

[Trlrboy]

Honeybee
So it s Jeffery that did this, the sly pup;

He must have had gin in his cup,

We ll give him some payback,

And never let him hack,

So lets get a rope... string him up!

[Starryart]

Honeybee
A popup camper am I!

If I couldn t camp I think I would die!

With work I am fed up,

so please let me set up,

my camp where I just wish to hide.

[Gamecock Camper]

Honeybee
The cold is here to stay,

I wish it would just go away,

In a month or two,

I ll be camping, yahoo,

I m thinking of it ev-eryday.

[wiininkwe]

Trlrboy
There once was a woman in Michigan

who wished that she d get to go fish again.

But her boat had a hole, and she busted her pole,

so she had to sit down and wish again.

T

[;)]

[ShirleyT]

Honeybee
As cousin and I were a talkin [:)]

a skunk it did come a walkin [>:]

over the fire I flew [:o]

afraid of the spew [: (]

with the skunk lookin and balkin [:@]



that sure was faster to write than the story about jumpin over the campfire! [8D]

[Gone-Camping]

Honeybee
You people have spent a lot of time

Trying to make these things ryme

So far nothing has been vile

Everything has brought a big smile

Good thing bandwith hogging is not a crime

[brainpause]

Honeybee
Lee and Andrea had 4 younguns,

Around the campground they had funs.

Lee said, " Let s have a girl,"

and they gave it a whirl.

Now they are having a baby named Mirl.





Mirl Rose...hmmmm....



Larry

[Wayfarer]

Honeybee
There was a young man from Nantucket,

who s ....



Nahhh, better not. I might get " AB ed."



[b]Wayfarer

[vjm1639]

Trlrboy
This one is for gsm x2:



Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Some poems rhyme

And some don t....



[: (]

[Trlrboy]

Honeybee
I thought this cool thread had once died;

But it is still running, I ve spied;

By mousing my finger;

The thread will just linger;

And rhyming about camping s applied.

[Wayfarer]

Honeybee
There was a young (?) man named Austin,

legend has it he hailed from near Boston.

Many lines he has wrote,

but most you can t quote,

for then your post might be lostin!



[b]Wayfarer

[TG1956]

Trlrboy
There once was a park in Nantucket

where water was carried in a bucket

the story is told

the water was gold

After one sip, he up-chucked it.

[jpreiser]

Honeybee
We were out looking for a new trailer...

The salesman spoke like a sailer......

when I turning to leave he said hell this rv is hipper....

I said no thanks I will stick with the clipper!!

[Trlrboy]

There once was a man from Lake Chowtins,

Whose sink spouted water like fountains,

He climbed in his popup,

And found the big stop up,

Now he s happy and camped in the mountains.



OK, there s mine. Got one?